Saw this in rendered-helples journal and decided to put one in mine. I am quite bored, in case you didn't guess.

If I were a month I would be: My December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday (I'm in Love)
If I were a time of day I would be: noon
If I were a planet I would be: Gaia
If I were a sea animal I would be: an orca
If I were a direction I would be: right (i'm always right)
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a comfy chair
If I were a sin I would be: pride
If I were a historical figure I would be: Sarah Adams
If I were a liquid I would be: livewire
If I were a tree I would be: willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: red rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rain on sunday
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a cello
If I were an animal I would be: a tiger
If I were a color I would be: dark clear
If I were a vegetable I would be: snow peas
If I were a sound I would be: Baltimore rain
If I were an element I would be: one of the unknown ones
If I were a car I would be: broken
If I were a song I would be: 'Love You Madly' Cake
If I were a movie I would be: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
If I were a book I would be written by: Piers Anthony
If I were a food I would be: cupcakes!
If I were a place I would be: Ireland
If I were a material I would be: a material girl
If I were a taste I would be: tasty
If I were a word I would be: INDUBITABLY
If I were an object I would be: a comforter
If I were a facial expression I would be: a sardonic raised eyebrow
If I were a cartoon character I would be: myself (i'm already a cartoon character)
If I were a shape I would be a: mathematical anomaly
If I were a number I would be: an algebra student's worst nightmare